Saturday, January 26, 2013

Chapter 1.14: Bad, Bad Parents

Hey guys! Welcome back to the craziness that is the Random household. Last chapter, Sauda finally achieved her wish of getting married, and her and the new hubby really, really couldn't keep their hands off of each other... resulting in Sauda becoming pregnant! Vlad and Barbara both became children, and for some reason nobody in the game likes Barbara very much, poor kid.

Okay, maybe that's a lie, she actually gets along pretty well with Donnovan. He's possibly the only sim in the house who really talks to her.

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Meanwhile, the resident ghost is making use of the currently unoccupied crib. Well, I guess someone has to use it while we wait for the new baby to arrive...

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Vlad had a wish to see a ghost, so I conveniently send him out to stare at Sammi.

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Vlad: I feel suddenly inspired by the paranormal.

That's right, immediately after looking at the ghost Vlad rolls the lifetime wish to become a Creature Robot Cross-Breeder. It would be more fitting if he rolled the Ghost Hunter LTW, but oh well.

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You know, this ghost is quickly becoming the most productive member of the family. Inspiring Vlad, doing the dishes- she's more of a mother than Sauda is!

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Sauda: I don't like that ghost. I think she's an agent of the fairies. No other ghost would do chores. She's trying to lull us into a false sense of security, but I will not be lulled! NEVER!

Over-dramatic much?

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Poor Delilah Dreamer is a teen and still sporting the alien baldness.

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Okay, I couldn't help it! I gave her hair. I just felt too bad not to.

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Isn't Barbara's everyday wear cute? I don't know why people irrationally dislike her, she's a cute little kid.

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Bus driver fail! Where'd he learn how to drive? If there was such a thing as car accidents in this game, I would be worried!

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The kids are off to school together for the very first time :)

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Now that the kids are gone and Sauda is on maternity leave, it's time to take advantage of the time to herself and relax in the hot tub :)

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Sauda: MY FOOT!

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But that means Donny is inside all by himself, and apparently setting the house on fire!

Donnovan: I'm huuungry!

That is the very least of our problems. Much bigger on the list is the fact that we didn't put up a smoke detector and I'm not allowed to make anyone call the emergency number...

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Donnovan: I'm hungry aaaand scared!

Yes, you should be freaking out now, because you are in such trouble if no one puts this out!

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Sauda: It's a fire, yaaay!

They're doomed, doomed! Sauda is going to stand there laughing as the house burns down!

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Sauda: That was fun! Now I'll see what happens when I put water on it!

Donnovan: EEEEEEEKKKKK!

Why is Sauda strangely practical in emergencies? First the burglar, now this. And she doesn't even have the brave trait!

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Crisis averted. Well done, Sauda! Though as usual insurance is not enough to pay for all the damage. But hey, considering that no one died and my insane sim proved herself to not be totally crazy, it's not all bad.

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Donny: My wife is so attractive when she's putting out fires!

Oh no, no more awkward PDA. We got enough of that last chapter, thanks very much!

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Well, it's back to the hot tub, I guess. At least the kids aren't home this time.

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Barbara is a model student just like her brother. Even with another kid, Sofia Orsini, over, they all get straight to homework!

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But of course the crazy parents are going to ruin that. They autonomously head to the bed to woohoo. Run, Vlad, run! Leave the homework behind if you have to, you don't want to witness this!

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Sauda actually looks excited for the new baby. Hopefully she won't neglect this one like Barbara.

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Sauda heads to the spa for a massage. Just as she's leaving, she goes into labor.

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Luckily, practical Sauda just walks herself over to the hospital.

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And comes out holding a little boy with the easily impressed and grumpy traits. I've never thought of those two as going together, but everything in the Random house is a contradiction, so why not that too.

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And this little guy's name will be... Osamu! Strangely fitting for this family.

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And surprise! Looks like Sauda's fertility treatment is still working, because she had twins, again. It's another girl, this time with the artistic and virtuoso traits. Well, those two actually go together well!

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This girl's name will be... Senga!

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At home, Sauda looks a bit angry.

Sauda: More twins! Why'd you do this to me, Donny?

Donny: Not my fault...

Heehee, gotta love the fertility treatment reward ;)

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Ohh, glitches. I title this piece of art "The Amazing Floating Babies."

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Clever move, children. It's best to do the homework outside until Sauda and Donny get over the honeymoon phase.

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And proven right not two seconds later by the couple. I hope they at least put the babies in the cribs.

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Oh nooo, bad parents, bad parents!!

Poor Senga!

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This is when I use Donny's reward points to replace his Heartbreaker LTW with the Renaissance Sim LTW. If Donny is going to woohoo with Sauda 24/7 and has four kids with her then he should give up all delusions of dating other women.

Sure, he may not reach Level 10 in 3 skills before he dies, but at least that's a better goal to strive to than dating 10 women. And one Sauda is much less likely to kill him over.

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Gotta love the townies! This is what happens when I create sims with odd genetics and they have kids together :)

Hey, this kid could be a potential spouse for Barbara one day!

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Sauda is eyeing her coworker, Yuna. Ever since Taj's unfortunate death, Sauda hasn't had a great relationship with her new partner, and since Sauda really needs to reach her LTW, that needs to change today.

Did I mention Taj died? Well, he did, it was sad. Sauda didn't really mourn, but she's been so wrapped up in the hubby that even death can't permeate their personal bubble of attraction.

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Sauda's getting really into the handcuff discussion. I really hope she's just talking about work...

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Strange townie child is playing with Barbara. See, spouse potential!!

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Well, whatever Sauda said, it was successful. The two of them are now friends. I'll finish this update with the inspiring example of the fact that despite her insanity Sauda actually has the ability to make friends without accusing them of being fairy-lovers. When she wants to.

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Next time, will Sauda and Donny continue traumatizing their children? How will Osamu and Senga age up? All shall be revealed!

Thank you for reading! Please comment here or on the forums thread to let me know what you think, I love to hear back from you guys :)

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