Friday, August 31, 2012

Chapter 1.3: New Skills, New Places, and a Whole Lot of Fail

It's time for another update in the life of Sauda Random, the insane founder of my wishacy!

When we last left off, Sauda had just dealt with conflicting messages from the only sim in town she's shown any interest in, her coworker Taj Diwan. One second he's asking her to watch the stars with him, the next he's announcing he's married with a teenage son! Faced with that, what's a girl to do?

Apparently in Sauda's case, her response is to focus on expanding her skill set. A well-rounded woman is a better partner, right?

Sauda decides to wish for a new chemistry set at home. Unfortunately for her, it doesn't have any love potions, but hey, giving her some more skill at logic can't possibly be a bad thing!



Though I'll admit, the sight of Sauda all dressed up like a Mad Scientist is a bit scary. I mean, this is not a sane sim we're talking about here! Who knows what trouble she'll end up getting into.



Next new interest: going to work out at the gym. Though Sauda is nuts if she thinks she'll get anything productive done wearing that outfit with those heels at the gym!



What did I say? It's amazing she lasted that long!



And unfortunately for Sauda, that is only the beginning of what I call her fail-fest at the gym.



She spent more time hanging onto the bar for dear life than actually moving her feet and getting exercise.

Sauda: ARRRRGGGGHHH, MUST NOT FALL!



Even in her more successful moments, she still looks like a fool compared to all the properly dressed gym-goers.



At last she returns home, showers, changes into her bathing suit (yeah, don't ask me to explain, all of Sauda's actions are a mystery to me), and then goes to finally clear away all the old newspapers. Yay!



And it's back to the chemistry set, which isn't looking to good either. Poor Sauda, she just isn't good at anything.

Sauda: Oh chemistry set, why must you burn me? I thought we were friends!



While taking a break from setting herself on fire, Sauda receives a phone call from France! Turns out someone there wants to take a look at her artwork. How on earth did someone that far away even hear about Sauda? She's sold like two pieces of art for 5 simoleons each!

Sauda considers whether she wants to use the majority of her extremely limited funds on a trip to France, and in the meantime finds a safer way to brush up on her logic skills than using the chemistry set.



She even decides to enter herself into the local chess tournament circuit. Her first opponent is Sammi Claremont, who is no doubt very intimidated by the bathing suit clad Sauda and her tiny, ugly, pink and purple house.



Sammi: This will be a piece of cake!



The game begins, both women looking very intently at the board. Who will be triumphant?



Sauda: Hmm, this is challenging. Clearly the fairies are sabotaging me! But if I move that knight over there- yes, yes, that will block out the fairy energy and lead me to victory!



Sammi: Hmm, should I beat her quickly or let her think she has even a small shot at this?



And then, shock of all shocks, through her unusual techniques and surprising moves, Sauda manages to pull off her first chess tournament win!

Sammi: Boooo! This isn't possible!

Yeah, I'm a little proud of my sim right now :)



Sauda invites Sammi in for some good old bragging.

Sauda: Oh yeah, who's the champion? That's right, ME! Hahahahaha! Take that fairies and your evil allies!



I don't think Sammi has ever quite met a sim like Sauda before.



Sauda: Why're you standing there with your mouth open? I can open my mouth too. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!



Sauda: Oh, you don't like that. What about fishy lips, then? Fishy fishy fishy lips!

I honestly don't think she can help it.



Sammi: I lost to you?? Ugh! Just go away!

Sauda: Do you think I made a new friend?

Somehow I don't think Sammi will be getting within a mile of this house in the future.



YES! The moment I have long awaited! Sauda has been promoted enough that they've finally started letting her wear a police uniform. Thank goodness, I was on the brink of tearing out my OWN hair over those braids she had to wear to work!



She pretty much automatically makes the Grumpy Face whenever she sees her boss, Donnovan Steel.

Sauda: Fairy lover!

That's no way to thank him for promoting you again!



Sauda is actually improving her art skills quite a bit.



I guess finishing that painting is the spur she finally needs to accept the offer and head off to France.

Sauda: I need to get out of this fairy-infested city!

Or that...



With that, Sauda is officially in France! Wooo! Time to find an attractive French husband and return home to Lucky Palms to make lots and lots of babies.

Is anything ever that simple with Sauda? Of course not!



Her first act upon arriving in a new country: play a social game on her tablet. FAIL.



Her second act upon arriving in a new country: have an argument with herself. Even MORE fail!



Eventually, Sauda decides she wants a new recipe. She makes her way over to the bookstore, only to be given a haughty look from the salesperson.



In return, Sauda gives her back her most disappointed, sad look.



Salesperson is not impressed and does not take pity on her.



And Grumpy Face returns!

Sauda: Why are people so mean?



Well, Sauda does enjoy riding around on a scooter. May be her favorite part of the country yet!



And her living situation at the base camp is downright luxurious compared to home, plus a million times less of an eyesore. Enjoy it while you can, Sauda!




Will Sauda's vacation turn out okay, or will it only be full of yet more fail? Find out next chapter!

As always, thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed the latest segment in Sauda's unusual life. I'd appreciate any comments and feedback you want to provide. You can post here, or comment on the forum thread, at http://forum.thesims3.com/jforum/posts/list/574726.page. Remember to follow so you can find out whenever I update!

Friday, August 17, 2012

Chapter 1.2: Mixed Signals

Welcome back to A Random Wishacy! Last chapter we learned all about my insane founder, Sauda, and watched her go through her not-so-amazing first day in Lucky Palms.

Well, Sauda wakes up for her first day of work looking just as absurd as she did when she went to bed the night before. So far she seems happy, though no doubt the Grumpy Face will rear it's ugly head before long.



And then she heads outside for an early morning rummage in the garbage can. Given that she's relatively poor at the moment, this move would actually make sense... except for the fact that she's rummaging in her own trash can. Fail.



If any of the neighbors are looking outside, she's sure giving them a view! Especially in that atrocious outfit...



Sauda: Ohmigosh, does someone see me? No one can see me! I'm doing top secret research for my battle against the evil fairies!



Thankfully, Sauda takes a shower before going to work. That wouldn't be a good impression to make on her boss OR her partner Taj, whose sign we still need to learn!



Um, I don't think you should wear that to work. Unless you're planning on moving up in the ranks by sleeping with the boss... (hey, if it gets Sauda some babies and me my 2nd generation, I'm not complaining!)



Instead, she changes into her uniform. Which looks like normal clothes, except that Sauda is forced to wear her hair differently. I must admit, it all looks very strange on Sauda, mostly because she NEVER wears normal clothing, she only wears things that look like they're part of a performance or circus show.



Here's her partner Taj, face to face at last! Luckily, Sauda has ample time at work to bother him and win his friendship.



After Sauda gets out of work, she changes immediately into her funky pink clothing. I guess she feels weird in the normal clothes too!



In her continuous quest to eliminate the fairies, Sauda decides to visit the park, where, in her words, "the bothersome winged creatures like to hang out and menace the population."



Instead, we see a married couple with a baby on the way being all romantic at the park together.

Maybe this will ignite a spark in Sauda, to find someone like that in her life!



And does Sauda even care? Of course not!

Sauda: The fountain! Of course! It must be their top secret lair!



Awww, look at them! He's even giving her flowers! It's just too cute.

Sauda, don't you want this romance in YOUR life?



Apparently not...

Sauda: Eeek, fairies, get away, stop buzzing around my head! I won't submit to your attacks!



At home, Sauda finally puts her artistic trait to use and starts painting... a really cruddy house.

Sauda: I will call it "My Ugly Home."

I don't think Sauda appreciates my building skills and her lack of funds.



After work the next day, Sauda decides that if Taj won't come to her house, she'll just have to stop by his for a surprise visit. I sense that nothing good will come of this...



Sauda: Open up, Taj! Your dearest partner Sauda is here!

Somehow I feel like Sauda's words are likely to make him barricade the door instead of opening it for her.



Sauda: Arrrrggghhh, I want to know his sign! I'll take out my anger on this stupid trash can!





Sauda: That's what you get, Taj!



Time goes by, and I force Sauda to ignore all her other duties at work and spend the whole time chatting with Taj, effectively making them good friends. Even though they've never actually hung out outside of work. Leaving that wish sitting there, taunting me, saying, "You will NEVER know Taj's sign! Mwahahahaha!"

(I think Sauda has driven me insane. Can prolonged exposure to an insane sim make the simmer insane too??)

After work one day, we finally get to see Sauda's "evil" boss. Unlike her, he gets a proper uniform. So unfair!

Sauda: Don't think I'm not watching you, boss! I KNOW where you spend your time after work, I know what you do with those fairies!



This is the pretty scene I'm subjected to when Sauda gets home from work. Her with that lovely green smelly haze around her, old newspapers everywhere. Darn those wishacy rules! You'd think she had the slob trait. And it's not like the inside of the house is any better, for such a small home you'd think she'd have an easier time keeping it clean!



Sauda: Hey Taj, want to come over? ... Wait, you actually will this time!?!

Wow, that is a shocker. Sauda had better be wearing clothes though, I don't think he's ready to get that intimate with her just yet.



Taj: Hey Sauda!

He's here, he's here! I should not be this excited on behalf of my sim, haha, but I completely am!



Sauda: So, I know you just walked in my door and everything, but there's this burning question and I just have to know the answer right this minute or else I'll die. What's your sign?



Taj: Oh, I'm a Taurus.



Sauda: NO WAY! I'm a Pisces. Our signs are COMPATIBLE!



Taj: NO WAY!



Simultaneously: NO WAY!!!

Well, this must be a good sign for Sauda's love life. (Get it, good sign, hahahaha- okay, I'm going to shut up now, I need to spend less time with Sauda and more time with my sane sims.)



Afterwards, Taj shows off his guitar skills on Sauda's new pink guitar.



Sauda decides she wants to play hopscotch with Taj. That's when he cuts the semi-date-thing short by leaving, claiming that the group outing was not such a good time. Poor Sauda, and things were looking up for her too!



She's left playing a lonely game of hopscotch for one.



And then ending the night with a gigantic tub of ice cream. I guess human women and sim women take rejection the same way.



At work, Sauda somehow achieves a promotion.

Sauda: I'm still onto you, Donnovan Steel. You only promoted me to put me off track, but I'm collecting that evidence against you, you just wait, you can't bribe me into silence!

She is the only sim I've ever seen to look so grumpy after receiving a promotion. But see, I told you the Grumpy Face would return.



This time after work, Taj not only comes over straight away, but he also stays around to play hopscotch. Well, I'll give her this, Sauda is not one to quit, even when Taj is being very difficult.



Taj: How could I fail at this game? HOW?!?!?

Wow, he's a very sore loser. Then again, Sauda's no better, she would probably say that the fairies sabotaged her- does that make her an insane loser?



After hopscotch, they head in for a pillow fight. It's like they're reliving their childhood games. I swear, Sauda rolls wishes to be Taj's friend, to play hopscotch with him, to pillow fight- ummm, where are the wishes to woohoo? Come on Sauda, I want babies in this house!



Taj: Hey Sauda, want to go outside and look at the stars?

Sauda: I'd love to, maybe we'll catch some fairies outside too, I know those suckers like to come out at night!



Aww, too cute, even Sauda has to admit that this is romantic.



But then...

Taj: I-I've got to go! I can't do this! I'm married and I have a teenage son and- goodbye!

Sauda: Wait- what?

Taj was out off of her yard so quick, you'd think he wasn't the one responsible for asking her to watch the stars with him.



Sauda: Why are men such headaches?

And for once, Sauda and I are in total agreement.





Poor Sauda, she just can't catch a break, can she? Thanks so much for reading, and I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Please comment on this blog or on the forum thread (http://forum.thesims3.com/jforum/posts/list/574726.page) to let me know what you think. I love to hear from and chat with you guys! :)