Last chapter, Sauda threw a bachelorette party to disastrous effect. Her strategy of inviting everyone and their mother DID not pay off, resulting in death, one highly flirtatious ex, and basically an unsuccessful party. Now a reluctant Sauda has to deal with some party guests who seem to think the party is still going, even the next morning...
Well, even after Sauda's screaming outburst no one bothers to leave. I guess they're not afraid of her insanity. So she turns off the radio and goes back to sleep. Darren even keeps playing the guitar. It looks like Sauda may have picked up some new roommates...
Well, the toddlers don't seem to mind all the extra sims at the house. I suppose they've already grown used to chaos in their short lives. They just continue on with their typical, adorable behavior.
Sauda dreams about her upcoming wedding. Well, that's a good sign for Donnovan, right?
The guests make themselves right at home.
Darren and Haidee seem to be getting a little... close. Darren, you know the party is over, right? Now if you do anything with another sim you can't even blame the loose morals environment of a bachelorette party.
But Darren doesn't seem to care.
Haidee: Here are some flowers I picked just for you!
Little liar! You didn't even know he existed till last night.
Darren: Whoa! I'm so excited I might just pee my pants!
Please, please don't. Sauda has enough problems right now. She doesn't need a pee-stained rug too!
Sauda: Off to work! When I'm back, I want all of you to be GONE!
In a strangely thoughtful move, Sauda hires a babysitter to ensure that none of her house crashers decide to run away with her children.
Unfortunately, the babysitter is a little nutty. He seems a bit too excited to be around the toddlers.
I don't think Barbara likes him very much.
But don't worry Barbara, now Daddy is home! Even though Haidee is kind of creeping awkwardly in the background.
Then Donnovan teaches Vlad how to talk.
Donnovan: Vlad, say money. Muh-nee. Money is good, because when you have it you don't have to live in tiny, ugly houses like ours.
Vlad: Muh-nee good.
Donnovan: That's right, Vlad, money very good!
Sauda: Okay, why are all of them still here?
Yeah, they've been hanging around the house all day. It really does seem like they all intend to move in.
Perhaps to escape her now overcrowded house, Sauda heads outside to work on her art.
Donnovan can't run any longer. Now that they're both home from work it's time to have a discussion. Since they have essentially given up on getting the house crashers out, I guess that conversation is going to have to be outside.
Sauda: Why'd you go outside with Cadence, Donny? Did the fairies make you do it?
Sauda would bring up the fairies.
Donnovan: No, Sauda, there were no fairies. What's with you and the fairies, anyway? But really, it just felt okay in the moment. Not like I was doing anything wrong. It wasn't such a big deal, really? All we did was look at some stars for like two seconds.
Sauda: Well, you were. We're getting married soon, so you can't go off with any other sims, or else I'll have to label you a fairy-lover, like I originally thought you were, and plot your downfall along with your evil fairy companions. And how would you like that, huh? HUH?
I bet Donnovan's slightly regretting saying yes to the marriage proposal of an insane sim. That's what you get for agreeing to marry a sim you officially dated for exactly two seconds!
Donnovan: You hypocrite! First you used to be all over Taj, and don't think I didn't notice you and Darren! We're going to have to talk later about whether this is all working.
Sauda: Fine!
Meanwhile, the guests are getting hungry. And apparently helping themselves to the contents of the fridge.
Sauda: Vlad, your father is still being a real, fairy-like jerk. He may not be living with us much longer, that's all I have to say.
Vlad: Tramp!
Well, looks like Sauda's vocab lessons are setting in more than Donnovan's are...
Donnovan: After arguing with my fiance I shouldn't have to walk back in to a crowded, chaotic house. They all need to leave.
Well, that's something he and Sauda definitely agree on. Maybe their dislike of their house crashers will unite them and save their relationship!
Unfortunately, it looks like the crashers are all ready to get the party started again.
Shirtless, sleepy Donnovan is not pleased.
Donnovan: I want them gone NOW!
Sauda: If you get them out of here right now, I'll forgive you for flirting with your stupid ex and we can get married like we planned.
Donnovan: Deal!
I don't know what Donnovan did, but it worked. The house crashers have officially been evicted!
And we're left with the inhabitants who actually belong- the cute toddlers! :)
With all the people gone, Sauda can actually be a halfway decent parent. Even though she really seems to favor Vlad over poor little Barbara.
And the engaged couple can finally sleep in peace. Well, as peaceful as this house ever is, given that a cell phone is ringing and Donnovan is dreaming about garbage.
Sauda even gets some cleaning done, though she does it in an outfit we'd all rather never see again (her elder birthday is in less than a sim week, folks! The outfit will not be around much longer now!).
I like her work outfit of the day though. Who is she going undercover as, the mayor??
I'll leave you all with a shot of sweet little Vlad attempting to use the activity table. I can't imagine that he's actually getting much done, given that he's standing in the table and his hands are behind his back. But who knows with sims? ;)
I hope you all enjoyed this update! The bachelorette party and it's aftermath took me forever to write. I hope things will go faster now that it's finished, especially because I know for a fact there are some interesting things coming up soon ;)
Next time, we'll see if Sauda sticks to her promise and makes things work out with Donnovan. Also, we've got some birthdays coming up, and aren't we all curious what Vlad and Barbara will look like as kids? As always when Sauda is involved, you can expect more insanity and ridiculousness!
Remember to comment here or on my thread on the Sims 3 forum. I love to hear any and all feedback!
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